Here is a list of wise proverbs we can collectively agree upon for the upcoming new year.
-Investing in a cryptocurrency exchange is like getting on an online dating app expecting to meet Gisele Bundchen, but instead, you get a pronoun from Starbucks.
-LTX cryptocurrency exchange apparently has multiple millions of dollars unaccounted for. That’s funny because so are the names of the multiple hundreds of high-profile johns that were serviced at the Jeffery Epstein Island. Looks like there are going to be some more “Clinton” suicides coming.
-Biden’s presidency is likened to a broken boat floating in the middle of the Atlantic. The only difference between the two is that the boat can still float.
-The only thing a radical feminist hates more than a man who wins at everything, is when that man openly loves attractive women. Come on now…who doesn’t. Right!?
-If Tom Brady can still be a top 5 NFL quarterback at the age of 45, surely Nancy Pelosi at 106 could aspire to be an aging rock star. After all, the Michael Jackson facial similarities are frightening.
-Canada is stupid.
-Being “woke.” It’s like waking up and deciding that I’m going to wet my pants like a baby, and then I’ll make everyone else who doesn’t wet their pants have to do the same thing. If they don’t wet their pants, I’ll make sure they lose everything they have ever worked for. Woke is stupid = wetting your pants is being woke = woke is being stupid.
-Democrats, socialists, fascists, communists, and the media hate Trump. That is still so very funny.
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